Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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