When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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