Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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