I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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