so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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