I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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