I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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