I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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