went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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