Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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