Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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