just tell him i said nine months
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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