I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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