Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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