i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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