yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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