It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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