she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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