i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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