remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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