Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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