She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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