I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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