that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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