Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
