So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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