Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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