I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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