oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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