Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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