i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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