Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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