i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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