He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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