how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Green mimosas i think yes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Come on in and take your pants off
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