It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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