she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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