White coat. Heels.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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