i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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