I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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