She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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