i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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