I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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