i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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