I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
