if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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