Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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