Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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