You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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