i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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