nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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