Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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