Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it's like iHOP with fire
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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