I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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