Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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