are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Still dying that you shit outside
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Randomize
